originally posted 15 Nov 2014
Every so often, somebody I know on Facebook will start posting more. Up until this time, they have been scarce around the Facebook scene. They've been busy being moms but something has changed. Something is different. They are just so happy! They've suddenly channeled Barney the Dinosaur and want to share with me (and everybody else who will listen and not listen) what has changed their life.Yes! A product has indeed changed their life and they really do care about me and want me to know.
They've been swallowed up a Multi-Level Marketing health scheme. You know the ones. They promise to cure everything from hemorrhoids to ingrown toenails plus you have the added bonus of losing three dress sizes in two days.
And, please, pay no attention to the fact that they make money if I buy the product. Really, this is ALL about helping me.
And all this can be yours for only $84.95. But, wait, there's more. Try it for three hours, sign up to become a distributor and you too can get 10% off your purchases through this life-saving company.
Simply sign the dotted line and make sure to join every local Facebook group available to you. When you get banned from one, no worries, there are plenty more Facebook groups. Get out there and find them! Share with every single family member and friend you know how this product has increased your bust size, trimmed your waist, and giving you luxurious locks, all while sleeping. Post and post and post. Don't let those naysayers get you down. Those women growing facial hair now, they weren't using the product properly and sure, they could get a similar product at their local store for $4.95 but those products aren't clearly superior. How do you know it's superior? The MLM company said they were.
They wouldn't lie, would they?
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